These very young men dutifully serve the Church's priesthood in all areas where being an adult is not a requirement. It is a bit regretful (and hurtful to our reputation) if we're forced to kill them, but maybe we don't have to, as they have no chance against our special skills, if you know what I mean, Cap'n. If all else fails, a stun baton would do as well.
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