We have uncovered that these dastardly Narlock scientists have the technology to grow a strapping young Uber Gal in a matter of weeks! The pod contains an array of hypno panels to imprint basic skills, roughly equivalent to those of a child, as well as unconditional love towards the Celestial Spirits and the Ninja cause in general. It's like running an orphanage for child soldiers, but even more devious! Can't they get enough recruits the normal way?