Surprised, Ma Capitaine? It's me, your Favorite Best Brainer. No, I'm not sick, I've actually never felt better. I just lately started to enjoy Zombie Juice cocktails. Want to try some?
Anyway, many have tried to harness the power of the Zombies. And by the power of Zombies, Ma Capitaine, I mean not only strength, but also eternal youth and vigour! Of course, there have been... side effects, but, unlike the others, we have the wisdom of the Green Codex. I have outlined plans for both temporary and permanent enhancements, but for the latter, we're going to need medical and pharmacological expertise to do it properly.