Hello there, Miss. It didn't escape my attention that you're bringing pain and misery to the people who deserve it the most. Like my, shall we say, pitiful rivals. I so approve of that. Our Society needs more straight people like you; I'm willing to get you into the Wiz Biz if you do some relatively simple magical research for me. After that, learn more about the wizard world - demons, zombies, portals - and I might have further business with you. Good, uhm, winds, skipper!