{ALT}Why fight the Slime, if we can befriend it? It is just hungry for love. Sure, it will be a monumental task for our Runts to sate that hunger, but they're tougher than some slime! We'll get {ALT}9{ALT} Friendly Slimes, which harass people much less often (but take {ALT}Animal Cages{ALT}). They will help us with Hideout Defenses. We can even pimp them to thrill-seekers for $15k monthly!{ALT}