There was a quarrel in our scientific community, caused by the technological shock of devising tactical armor. Some Brainers lamented that our traditional pirate values and virility are being lost to 'faceless mercenarism', while others argued that this is but a baseless defense of the 'planet of hats meme', and we're no less pirates while wearing practical helmets. The argument concluded when the Runts proposed to simply make better (bigger) hats.
>Regenerates 1 Morale and Energy per turn.