The heated case of a Canadian Govt Ordinator being shot down by a MERC gunship was today resolved before the Guild's Aerospace Court. As a reminder, the famous MERC Captain, Jonesy 'JJ' James, who was in command of the gunship, has pleaded not guilty, claiming he took the Ordinator for a smuggler ship. This later came under criticism, when an investigation team led by special envoy Col. Clemborg found no evidence of restricted goods in the wreckage. All hung in the balance until JJ's final speech, in which he highlighted: 'This is not about if there was any contraband smuggled or not. If the govts were more efficient, the populace wouldn't be so morally lacking as to desire such goods.' After a long session, the court ruled the incident as an unfortunate mistake and cleared JJ of all the charges.
After the verdict, JJ told our reporter that he's heading to a Church's resort to celebrate. 'Looks like I will have to pay some fines after all, baby', he said. 'These shrine maidens are awfully frail, you know.'