It was a glorious day in Jerusalem as the first annual Unity Tour kicked off, bringing together all members of the Church in blessed communion. Though packed with luminaries from around the world, most notable of all was His Holiness Pope Pelagius VI and none other than one of the Star Gods here to sanctify these grand festivities with His presence. 'It is a supreme honour to address you today on behalf of the Elder Ones.' proclaimed His Holiness to bottomless applause, 'As children of the stars, whether pureblood, mutant or xeno, we all come together as one family united and directed by their most benevolent guidance. When we act in solidarity nothing can stand between or against us. Blessed are the works of the Masters! Eternal is their rule!' Inspiring words, and certainly more than enough to win over even the most foul heretics falsely alleging this to be a desperate act of reconciliation between so-called 'feuding splinters' within the Church. How blasphemously absurd!