It is a rare occasion when we can have the pleasure of talking to a celebrity as distinguished as Dr. Kashub, an Inquisitor of the Church. Our guest entertained us with stories of his youth as a Spartan kid and how he had seen the light after a theological dispute with his superior (who lost the dispute, among other things). As a member of the Church special forces, Dr. Kashub has seen countless horrors and learned about the human heart, which allowed him to eventually assume the inquisitorial mantle and continue his effort of 'purging the unwashed' from the face of our planet. When asked how he manages to stay sane despite witnessing such terrible things, he stated that 'It's much easier when you see the world through rosy glasses', while putting his trademark pink vision aids on.