{ALT}We choose to be Pirates, and confront reality with our ideals. So what makes a Pirate here and now?
>VIOLENCE. Hard to argue with the 'if it doesn't work for you, you are not using it enough' principle.
>CUNNING. Because working harder is less profitable than working smarter, especially when it's others who do the work for us.
>SURVIVAL. Because look at us - we be, like, top of the food pyramid!
>WEIRDNESS. Who are we? Why are we here? Then you start asking questions like 'How can I live better?', and finally you get to 'How can I rule the world?'.
These are the four cornerstones of our Pirate Culture. All are important, but pursuing each will take some time, so tell us what you want us to do next!{ALT}