This raunchy book describes a type of gnome, who is deeply in love. The object of her adoration however remains mostly indifferent, mainly due to her total lack of social skills (she's otherwise highly intelligent). Frustrated by this, she walks around gloomily, hurting people surrounding her and the man she had chosen, while getting tormented by her own secret sadistic tendencies. In the end, everyone except herself finds a partner and gets married (very raunchy details on wedding nights). Despite being well-off, she doesn't get laid at all, except with her slaves.