The Ninja defeated you by using an inhumanly fast flying charge, ended with an even faster strike. Every smart person is at a loss on how could you possibly counter that move, but to the dumb you it's simple: you must sidestep it! You already have a name for the technique of doing so: the Super Sexy Martial Dance! You must learn enough about your body to become even more perceptive, agile and hypnotic, and to be able to keep that state for any amount of time - perhaps even some Ninja techniques could be of help...?
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