A major curtular br-breakthrough, this luxuriousss, apple-based wine will surely in-crease the intellectual level of our base by bounds and leaps, as vulgar binge drinking is replaced by highly-cultured binge drinking, which spurs higher-level abstract thinking. We've already had a groundbreaking realization that can be our salvation: the sell value of our beverage itself can be abstract, lo and behold the cultural-i-zation!